I left this up to you to pick a car for me. Which I admit was risky, but I thought it would be a fun experiment for the community. I mean, all car dudes love spending other people’s money with unsolicited comments, so when someone specifically asks for it, everyone gets excited. Realistically, I thought it would come down to the F82 and the 1LE, but it was a toss-up as to who would win. That being said, the F82 ruled victorious. Now I’ve been through the pain of owning a BMW once, and it was all pain, but my scars have healed. I’m willing to have my heart broken again or to fall in love, so let’s get a little nerdy on why the F82 is the best choice we could have picked. Or this will be a dumb decision, and I’ll revert back to my f*** BMWs mindset. This article will also kick off a friendly battle between me, Alan from SPL, Terry from Vorshlag, and the team at Grassroots Motorsports. We’re each building a car and meeting up at Ultimate Track Car Challenge to settle it the old-school way. But first, let’s get a bit nerdy.

Torsional rigidity
The BMW F82 is 40,000 Nm/Deg, which is phenomenal. For example, the LC500 is Toyota’s most rigid chassis to date, with a torsional rigidity of 32,000 N · m. The GR Supra is 27,000 according to a press release from Toyota in Europe. I can’t stress enough how impressive that is for an OEM road-going car. These numbers often require well-designed and executed cages to be installed. Torsional rigidity matters because it directly determines how faithfully the suspension can do its job. A rigid chassis resists that twist. Camber, toe, and caster stay where you set them. The adverse effect of an unstiff chassis is that it becomes sort of a spring. When the chassis becomes a “spring,” part of every input steering, throttle, or bump gets absorbed in body flex. That destroys repeatability. You can add camber, stiffen the bars, or refine damping, but the results won’t scale consistently because the shell acts as an uncontrolled variable in the system.
A high torsionally rigid chassis also shows up in how transitions feel. Typically, stiff cars feel like they transition from one direction to the other quicker and more directly. The most significant gain is psychological but rooted in physics: a rigid vehicle tells what is actually going on.

Mo Powa
The F82 has a gem of an engine, the S55. The S55 is roughly 75% of the N55 that was so troublesome in the E9x chassis. However, the things BMW changed were massive improvements in power and, more importantly, reliability. I’ll do a deeper dive on the S55 on another date, but I’ll run through some highlights. The S55 features a closed-deck design, a forged crankshaft, forced connecting rods, a beefier main bearing girdle, revised cooling passages, and a plethora of other features I’ll cover later. The S55 also differs from the N55 as it has two oil pumps. The main oil pump, which supplies oil to the engine, is driven off the crankshaft via chains but pulls oil from the central part of the sump. Working in tandem is the scavenge oil pump (driven by the main oil pump). It’s specifically tasked with ensuring there’s never a drop in oil pressure. With all that being said, it’s a nice way of saying the long block, on paper, is set to make a lot more power than it came with from the factory, and the aftermarket has shown that.
It’s commonplace to make out the stock turbos with downpipe, E85 blend of 50-60% ethanol, and a tune. You are looking at a 500-550 WHP monster. You slap some modded stock frame turbos on these things and 600-700whp, no problem. Now, around that 650 range, you start making enough torque to send those forged rods to the stratosphere. I’d beg to question, though: for a road-course car, over 600-650, there’s a diminishing returns point. I don’t like building engines, so the fact that I can bolt on some components and add some corn and have a competitive power-to-weight ratio is all a win-win.

OEM Transmission
The F82 DCT is the best DCT they made before switching to the holy grail 8HP transmissions. The Getrag GS7D36SG dual-clutch transmission is one of the strongest and most capable components of the entire F82 platform. While the S55 engine gets most of the spotlight, it’s the DCT that allows the M4 to deliver its full performance potential. At its core, the F82 DCT uses two wet multi-plate clutch packs, one for odd gears, one for even, that operate through a seamless handoff. As one clutch engages, the other disengages, enabling near-zero-interrupt power delivery. Unlike torque-converter automatics, there is no fluid coupling. Everything is mechanical, direct, and efficient.
The transmission is fast, with shift times of 50-80 milliseconds. Downshifts occur with automatic throttle blips. Real-world racing data shows the F82 DCT is more thermally stable than the E92 M3’s DCT and has a dedicated transmission heat exchanger from the factory. This transmission was developed specifically to match the torque delivery, RPM behavior, and boost characteristics of the S55. Which means with the stock turbos, you never feel like you are out of the turbo boost curve. That 500-550whp we talked about earlier feels damn near like how it should have come from the factory.


OEM Differential
BMW partnered with GKN to build what they call the M Active Differential. At its core, this unit is still a traditional clutch-style limited-slip differential. Still, instead of relying on ramps and preload springs, it uses an electric stepper motor to apply pressure to the clutch pack. Lockup can vary from near-open to almost fully locked in milliseconds. One of the strengths of the F82 system is its adaptability. At low speeds, it behaves like a standard clutch LSD. At track pace, it transitions from open to locked almost seamlessly. And during quick direction changes, the diff actively stabilizes yaw with subtle clutch adjustments.
The E92 was the first to introduce a GKN differential, but it was still fundamentally mechanical, with an electronically assisted lock rather than an electronically controlled one. It used clutches, but the amount of lock was limited compared to the F82, and the system wasn’t as quick or as intelligent. The F82 is effectively the evolved version, smarter, stronger, and significantly faster in response.



Ultimate Writers Challenge
I really wrote this article to announce that we are having a little writers’ challenge. I am representing Professional Awesome, Alan from SPL, who will be posting on Moto IQ; Terry from Vorshlag; and Grassroots Motorsports Magazine, which will all be building our cars to compete against each other. The goal is to meet up at Ultimate Track Car Challenge in Texas. We are aiming to bring back that old-school magazine challenge vibe for all of us boomers, and you bet your ass there will be some sh**-talking as well.

“Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance”
That fancy but heavy F87 is going down to the 30 year old lightweight E36 M3. It might not have the unlimited power of boost and magic fuels of your 2 ton Bimmer, but the high revving S65 V8 and DCT are going get it done at ECR.
You can even turn up the boost to *PISTON SOUP* levels – not gonna be enough. I’ll see you at UTCC in October of 2025!!!
(*as I stare at the cheapest eBay sourced S65 V8, sitting next to the E36 – without a single bit of the swap done!) 😉